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In a shock announcement this week Microsoft has declared itself supreme overlord of 'The First Galactic Empire'. When Emperor Gates was interviewed earlier today by a BBC reporter he simply choked him to death with his mind. Since that time troops have filtered into every major city and star cruisers have positioned themselves in orbit around the globe. Mr Branson of the newly formed 'Virgin Rebellion' have struck at key targets of the new government and seized a starport. Over the past two days large amounts of equipment have been shipped to the site where there are fears that Branson is building an 'Atlantic class Virgin Destroyer', this ship if put into orbit would be a serious threat to the Microsoft fleet and is capable of destroying even The Emperors flagship 'Ctrl-Alt-Del'.
PS3 sells out within hours of release!! *snicker*
Please don't sue me, i'm poor :)
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